And what did happen?

Okay.

See, we did crash.

It was on this crazy island.

And we waited for rescue, and there wasn't a rescue.

And then there was a smoke monster.

And then there were other people on the island.

We called them the others.

And they started attacking us.

And we found some hatches and there was a button you had to push every hundred any minutes or...

Well, I was never really clear on that.

But the others didn't have anything to do with the hatches. That was the

Darminus. They were all dead. The others killed them. And now they're trying to kill us.

And then we teamed up with the others because some worse people were coming on a freighter.

Desmond's girlfriend's father sent them to kill us. So we stole their helicopter and we flew it to

their freighter, but it blew up. And we couldn't go back to the island because it disappeared.

Then we crashed in the ocean, and we floored there for a while,

so the boat came and picked us up.

And by then, there were six of us.

That part was true.

I came on a plane.

What plane?

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