LOST: Happy Birthday, John!

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

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Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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It’s John’s birthday, Matty’s new girlfriend ghosted him, Bob has no boss, and Vinnie posted a surf trap. Plus, Vinnie takes some time to rant about parenting.

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0:00.0	Oh my god.
0:01.0	You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny.
0:03.0	Oh, look at that.
0:04.0	Alice at 973.
0:06.0	Alice 973, Sarah and Vinny, Alice's morning show.
0:11.0	Hello and welcome to hump day.
0:13.0	And happy birthday, John!
0:15.0	John!
0:16.0	John!
0:17.0	John!
0:18.0	John!
0:19.0	John who?
0:20.0	John, uh, Clark. St. John clerk St. John the good oh I broke your brain it
0:30.3	you did for half a second I was like oh your whole face contorted yeah well you know
0:35.9	monica of privacy here Anyway, happy birthday to John. He's golfing today. Wow. Good for him. A little birthday round of golf. I'm sure there's lots of good things ahead at his way. Yeah, whatever he wants, I guess. Oh. Don't worry, he doesn't want that much. He doesn't ask for a lot. Oh. I mean, it's not Friday, so. Well, when you break it off for his birthday? I mean, I think Friday, I mean, there's no kids around to be like, I know. I can't use them as an excuse anymore. I haven't been able to do that for a really long time. What the kids, honey.
1:27.6	He's the greatest. John, you are. I meant to leave, you know, a lot of times, like if he's leaving on a trip or something or, you know, whatever special day it is, I usually grab my little packet post-notes and draw little pictures and write little notes and put them all over and I was locking the door leaving going
1:29.9	I totally forgot to do the notes.
1:32.3	Oh, I think he'll be okay.
1:34.1	You think he'll live?
1:35.2	I think he'll live.
1:35.8	That would be.
1:36.6	I'd be good.
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