Sy Amundsen, ladies and gentlemen.

What's up?

I have to tell that story, but we can't identify whose story it is.

I told it on the radio already, but this is a true story.

Okay.

I have a friend.

We have a friend.

She's an attractive young lady, and she was having a very, very tough day.

So she started crying at this coffee shop.

You know, she's sitting in a coffee shop and just started crying, right?

Okay. So this guy came, but this is a true story.

I'm not making this up, word for word.

This guy came over and said, are you okay?

I mean, you know, nobody hit you or anything.

No, no, no one hit me.

Let me buy a cup of coffee.

Well, I don't drink coffee.

Well, let me buy a glass of tea. So she goes, okay, I'll have a glass of tea. So the guy sits down and immediately says,

you should move in with me.

That's what he says to her, right?

You should move in with me.

And she goes, well, I don't know what you mean.

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