Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republican Mike Graham right here on Talk TV. We've got lots to talk about and we've got plenty of time to do it as well. The migrant bill has passed through the House of Commons and the House of Lords, pretty much unfettered by those lefty lords who were trying to make it impossible for us to kick any migrants out who did not qualify for basic asylum in this country. But unfortunately,

the bill is still got an awful lot of holes in it. It is literally like a calendar because

every single lefty lawyer in the land will find ways around it. Because what it says is that

we will be under duty of care to put people into detention if they apply for asylum and fail, and we will

then have to deport them back to the country from whence they came. But of course, that's not going

of work, is it? Because in practice, the lefty lawyers will say, well, where are you going to send

them? You can't send them back to their country of origin if it turns out they're going to be

tortured there, because that's against the European Convention on Human Rights.

You can't send them back to France because the French haven't got any kind of agreement that we should send them back there from whence they came, the Calais borders.

They will also not be able to be sent to any neutral country because, once again, the lefty lawyers will say,

well, that's against their human rights, because they might end up being sent on from there back to whence they came,

where they will be tortured.

So we've all gone around in a massive, great big kind of circle,

spending millions and millions of pounds.

We've got a new boat on the horizon,

you know, this Bibby Stockholm scenario,

where 500 people are going to be put on

and allowed to meander around at their behest,

playing shuffleboard, ping pong, having

a drink whatever they want to and wandering into Weymouth if they fancy a night out on the

Terps. Amazing. This is great, isn't it? So we are now actually enabling people to have a holiday

in Britain. Come to Britain. Have a holiday. Go on a barge. It's like a cruise. I mean, maybe we'll

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