Hello to everybody who has a tree with lots of branches.

It's beautiful and anonymous.

One hour, one phone call, no names, no holds barred.

I'd rather go one on one.

Hi everybody, Chris Getherd here.

Welcome to another episode of beautiful, anonymous.

Thank you to everybody who's been listening to the show, supporting the show.

Thank you to all the listeners who've been coming out to my stand-up shows.

I just did my show in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

I met a bunch of listeners.

People were going, I've been listening for years.

I could not be able to get out there for a year and then getting out there and realizing this is the thing where I feel connected to all these humans

because of this dumb podcast that I had five years ago.

It's a beautiful thing.

Thank you so much.

My next show is coming up that Available Tickets are in Austin, Texas.

And I am selling garbage, Texas.

I would love to see you in one of those shows, only a seven tickets sold, which I am both baffled by and depressed by and amused by as you can hear.

Okay, this call you're about to hear.

We recorded this one months ago and I have been thinking about it.

This is one of those ones that's been stuck in my brain.

I have no idea how people are going to react.

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