Cash the tickets presented by fan duel.

Now, NFL losers.

Oh, can we start with your team?

Yeah.

Let me, I'll stay calm.

But yesterday was supposed to be a special day, okay?

Yesterday it was 70 and sunny, and I surprised my father, the venerable Big G, class individual.

I surprised him because now you don't have to change your cable system to have

NFL Sunday ticket. I surprised my dad have NFL Sunday ticket.

I surprised my dad with NFL Sunday ticket.

I said, pop, here you go, buddy.

I know you care about these assholes.

He was beside himself, overjoyed.

I get to watch my team. I'm, Michael this is incredible like all right dad I got you covered so we set him up we did the little QR code

I catered lunch got my dad's his favorite Italian sandwich.

Just I'm like, you know, listen, I'll watch a little bit of the ball game with you.

Let's sit, let's see what I.

Hey dad, I tell you what, you want to play a parlay?

I got you covered come on

We're gonna have some fun had a little little diet dr pepper one of my favorite football beverages welcome to fansville and

Daniel Jones, Jones, basically if you had a giant Godzilla-sized Daniel Jones,

he popped the squad over my parents parents home and shit forcibly violently and not even a

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