Hey girl, what's up with you?

Wait a minute, is this the right number?

It's, um, the loser line.

Come on, just call me back.

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.

Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

Hi there, young lass.

Oh, wow.

How about you and me go back to my place and we role play you can be the

naughty airline stewardess and i'm just a weary passenger locked in the airplane bathroom with my

pants off oh come to help me please that's that's really. Whatever you do, try not to get completely grossed out.

Instead, tell him you'd like to be his date to Jello Night at the Community Center.

And that's when you're getting the digits to the loser line.

So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

Voicemails like this one.

Next message.

Hey, so I was just thinking... on the air. Voicemails like this one. Next message. Hey.

So I was just thinking maybe you should come over tonight.

I know that we just met and all that, but I think I trust you.

And I'll cook, I'll cook dinner. I'll whip up my famous microwaved chicken Alfrido.

My grandma taught me how to make it.

It's actually, if you can believe it, it's better than cooking it in a real oven.

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