Loser Line (6/9/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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0:00.0	You say you'd never give it into a meltdown.
0:03.6	Never let kids' toys take over the house.
0:08.0	And never fill your feet with kid photos.
0:13.4	You'd never plan your life around their schedule.
0:16.6	Never lick your thumb to clean their face.
0:20.5	And you'd never let them leave the house looking
0:23.1	like less than their best. You say you'd never put a pacifier in your mouth to clean it. Never let them
0:31.7	stay up too late. And never let them run wild through the grocery store.
0:37.0	So when you... and never let them run wild through the grocery store.
0:44.2	So when you say you'd never let them get into a car without you there?
0:45.7	No, it can happen.
0:51.3	One in four hot car deaths happen when a kid gets into an unlocked car and can't get out.
0:52.7	Never happens.
0:55.3	Before you leave the car, always stop.
0:56.8	Look, lock.
0:59.7	Brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council.
1:03.7	The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever.
1:04.3	I'm Erica.
1:05.1	And I'm Mila.
1:09.2	And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday.
1:11.6	Yeah, we're moms, but not your mommy.
1:13.9	Historically, men talk too much.
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