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Brooke and Jeffrey

Loser Line (12/23/24)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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0:00.0

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0:33.1

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0:38.6

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1:01.3

Hey, girl. What's up with you? Wait a minute. Is this the right number? It's, um, the loser line.

1:07.0

Come on. Just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.

1:11.9

Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

1:17.3

Hi there, miss.

1:18.2

When I saw you from across the club, it reminded me that I watched Star Wars last night.

1:24.2

And Leah's buns got nothing on yours.

1:29.7

I actually love it.

1:32.4

Whatever you do, resist the urge to tell him to go back to the bat cave and play with

1:35.9

his grappling hook.

1:37.3

Instead, tell him he's super cute with or without a mask on.

1:41.7

And that's when you give him the number to the loser line.

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