Hey girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's, um, the loser line. Come on, just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey girl. Oh. I saw you over there and I'm wondering, are you a campfire?

What?

Because I think I want some more.

VT.

Doves, my name is Barnaby.

Barnaby Wild.

Surprisingly single.

After he drops that line, whatever you do, don't tell him to pitch his own tent somewhere.

Instead, tell him you want to play sleeping bear and you'll be the jar of honey. And that's when

you leave him the number of the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail. We can play

over the air. Voicemails like this one. Next message. Hi, Drew.

It's Joanne.

Look, I just want to apologize and explain again.

I just wasn't paying attention because I was on my phone and I didn't realize that it was the men's restroom that I was walking into.

Okay?

I just, I went to the last stall and I opened it.

And that's where we, you know, met, I guess, officially, you know, for the first time.

What's important here, Drew, is I just want you to know that I was only running out screaming creeper because I thought that you were in the women's spectrum, which I feel really stupid saying now because clearly I was the creeper in that situation.

So anyway, I just, I want to make it up to you somehow, like maybe, I don't know, maybe I can take you out to dinner.

And I guess I promise if either of us needs to use the restroom, we'll go into separate ones and I'll read the signs better, I guess.

I don't know.

Next message. That's the funniest image of a girl walking into the men's room, opening a stall and going, Reaper! Get out of here! I think I'd get up and go. I'm sorry. The sad thing is, is if no one witnessed it, they probably actually banned the guy from the place. Because they're like, he's like, no, no, no. I swear. And they're like, yeah, right. The best guy was in the bathroom stall, I swear. Although walking in on someone while they're in the toilet is Brooks' love language. Oh, that is true. It's interesting that she found him attractive in that position. Yeah. She was kind of coming on to us. The best bar had to offer that.

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