Hey girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's, um, the loser line. Come on, just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, girl. Oh. I just wanted to let you know that if a jolly guy approaches you tonight and puts you in his giant bag, it's okay. Whoa. Because I told Sam I wanted you for Christmas. Her wife, for sure, I thought it was going to be the jolly green giant. Yeah. Anyone else? Whatever you do, don't kick him in the sugar plums. Instead, ask him if he wants to share a candy cane sometime.

Okay. One stick, two licks. And hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

Next message. Hey, it's some. So, um, uh, look, I, I, I, I, I googled the thing who we were talking about last night that we were arguing

and yeah uh it turns out you were right man i mean sloths can hold their breath longer than

dolphins but i mean if you think about it that's that's just total bullshit like why you know like swaths can't live in the water

anyways uh i can't believe i made that bet but i do owe you 10 bucks so uh what do you say you give me

a chance to earn it back all right you seem kind of smart i'm more of a risk taker. So let's up to Annie.

You know, how about you come down to the clinic with me on Friday?

And I get tested, and I bet you there won't find more than three things that test positive for.

And if they do find more than three, then I owe you like another ten bucks.

He's just a good gambler. He's giving himself a good money line. And if they do find one in three, then I owe you like another ten bucks. Okay.

Hey, he's just a good gambler. He's giving himself a good money line. Really, I feel like that's easy money for her. You know? Like, I take that bet. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, at least he's honorable enough to own up to when he loses a bet, and he calls you and tells you, you're right. I lost. He's a gambling man.

Does anyone else want to Google Sloss holding their breath or is it just me? Yeah.

Well, he, so. I need to verify, Jeff. I was like a verification. Why can't they swim? Like, what is the point? I thought they could swim. Can they? Yeah. See, these are things I need to find. This is how bar bets are born, just like this. Next message.

I know I probably came out like... See, these are things I need to find. This is how bar bets are born, just like this.

Next message.

I know I probably came out like kind of out there because I slapped pizza slice out of your hand, but you're going to thank me later because gluten, it really is dangerous.

And it's hiding everywhere.

Like there's gluten in our pantries.

There's gluten in our water.

There's gluten in our sour cream.

A lot of places that you wouldn't even think.

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