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Brooke and Jeffrey

Loser Line (10/13/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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0:24.4

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0:50.4

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1:27.8

pick-up line on you.

1:28.8

Hey girl, question for ya.

1:32.8

Okay.

1:33.8

Are you a Snickers bar?

1:35.8

Because you sure satisfy me.

1:38.3

Okay, that wasn't even...

1:40.3

By doing nothing.

1:41.3

Sick or satisfies.

1:42.3

Yeah, I know.

1:43.3

And you're satisfying. I didn't know you're going to take the most obvious answer. Sick or satisfies. Yeah, I know. And you're satisfying.

1:44.6

I didn't know you're going to take the most obvious answer. Yeah. Yeah. Well, after he says that, whatever you do, don't tell him to go get lost and play with his Mars bar. Instead, compliment him and say he's got some big Cadbury eggs to come up to you and say that. Wow. Okay. That's when you give him the number to the loser line.

2:02.2

So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the berry eggs to come up to you and say that. Wow. That's when you give him the number to the loser line.

2:02.2

So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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