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Hey girl. What's up with you?

Wait a minute, is this the right number?

It's, um, the loser line.

Come on, just call me back.

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this,

let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Damn, girl, are you suffering from schizophrenic hallucinations?

Because I think we should see other people.

Oh, playing hard to get, I see.

He's a wanted man, so make sure you don't blow him off right away.

Because remember, this is the type of guy that Megan Fox would probably go after.

Or maybe even a newly single, Britney Spears.

So tell him to open up his hand and then use your lipstick to write the loser line phone number on there.

So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

Voicemails like this one.

Next message.

Hi, Alice.

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