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Brooke and Jeffrey

Loser Line (09/13/21)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

When CREEPERS hit on you, at the club or even at your family reunion, don’t give them your REAL PHONE NUMBER… give them the Loser Line Number. They’ll call us and leave us a nice weird little message that we can play ON THE AIR!

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0:00.0

Season 2 of the Unimaginable hones in on individuals who have led unimaginable lives by following

0:08.8

their instinct from guests like Tyco White TT. This season delivers behind the scenes conversations

0:21.8

about the many roads to success. Listen to the Unimaginable on the iHeart Radio app Apple podcasts

0:28.0

or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:59.0

Malcolm Gladwell here. This season on Revisionist History, I am diving into one of the weirdest

1:06.2

and most infuriating corners in American life. Guns. All the crazy myths we have about them,

1:12.6

everything we get wrong. We're going to talk about TV Westerns about a crime and a little town

1:16.9

in rural Alabama. About the nuttiness of the Supreme Court, it's our biggest series ever,

1:22.5

and one you won't want to miss. Listen to Revisionist History on the iHeart Radio app

1:28.0

Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:42.1

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you

1:46.0

while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey girl, are you terms and

1:51.5

conditions? Because whatever you say, I'll agree with. Whatever you do.

1:58.4

Is this the urge to turn your mouth into a giant waterfall and slowly spit your drink onto

2:03.3

his shoes? Instead, ask him if he has an ugly twin that can come over and watch.

2:10.8

That's your turn. And then you get the digits to the loser line and hopefully he calls it and

2:16.0

leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air for you voicemails like this one.

2:20.6

Next message. Hey baby, it's a f**k. I just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out again

2:26.5

sometime. I just figured you'd want to hang out with a guy like me, not everyone can last six

2:32.4

hours in a Super Mario suit outside of GameStop. I've been doing this for a long time and it's not easy.

2:40.3

It takes a lot of toughness, mental toughness, physical toughness, a lot of muscle, a lot of mental

2:46.5

muscle. He's actually harder when I got to do Yoshi because the kids ride on my back and stuff.

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