Loser Line (01/23/23)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2023
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the Loser Line phone number text "LOSER" to 78592.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the Wizard of Oz, I'm the one making everything happen. |
| 0:02.8 | Real Housewife of Salt Lake City Star, Jen Shaw, is running the scam of the century. |
| 0:08.2 | I remember one time, Stuart lost like about 8 million. |
| 0:13.0 | Jen was very upset and she came down to the office late at night with Coach |
| 0:17.6 | yelling at him, asking him where their money is. |
| 0:21.6 | Listen to Queen of the Con, season 4, the Unreal Housewife. |
| 0:26.0 | On the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:31.1 | On his new podcast, six degrees with Kevin Bacon, |
| 0:34.2 | join Kevin for inspiring conversations with his friends and fellow celebrities |
| 0:38.6 | who are working to make a difference in the world, like actor Matthew McConaughey. |
| 0:42.6 | You know, I found myself moving upstate in the middle of this fracking fight, you know, |
| 0:46.6 | and I'm trying to raise kids there and, you know, my neighbors like willing to poison my water. |
| 0:52.4 | Listen to six degrees with Kevin Bacon on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, |
| 0:56.8 | or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:22.9 | If you haven't heard the loser line before, let me tell you how it works. |
| 1:45.6 | Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. |
| 1:53.1 | Do you have any bug spray in that Fendi purse? |
| 1:56.0 | What? |
| 1:56.8 | Because you're giving me butterfly down in my tongue time. |
| 2:00.0 | Oh, I like it. |
| 2:02.5 | Wow. |
| 2:04.0 | Whatever you do, it's just the urge to make fun of his star-truck t-shirt with Spock staring right at you. |
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