Good morning girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday after a long weekend, I bet you guys missed us because we missed you. Hey, Jax. How you're Dern? I'm Dern good, but hopefully you didn't miss us too much because we did drop a Patreon on Friday. We're so available like it's insane.

All the relevant pop culture news that you needed to know.

Except for Jelly Roll and Bunny's podcast.

That was like the only thing we missed.

And except for the fact that Grace Ann Nader said that Molly, Mary Holland is single.

I don't feel like that would have made the fast five.

That makes me sick.

That makes me sick.

I don't know.

Grace Ann is like always putting her sisters on blast.

And I don't feel like she's a safe space.

And she, like, her sisters need to seriously excommunicate her.

No, but it makes me sick if Mary Holland and her gentleman broke up. Her aristocrat. Her aristocrat. Yeah, that would be bad. Well, I hope everybody had a great weekend. It's a Monday. And we're just, like, sort of hitting the ground running. Don't you find? I do find. We have a lot to discuss. We do. kind of secret project reveal for me. I don't know if you saw my Instagram. Like I'm kind of making waves in the beauty industry. No. Yeah, that's right. Have you heard of the Claudia edit by You Beauty? I don't think they have. Oh my God. I love me. Let me go see. Let me go see. So it's very cardboard inspired because U Beauty is my favorite skincare company, but it is really expensive. And I will say, I think it's really worth the money,

but I'm not going to be up for very long. So I would take advantage of it now. It's called the Claudia Edit. You're getting two of my favorite products, which is the eye cream and the neck cream, for like severe discount. Plus included is

two months of Soto Method for free. So it's like over $300 value for $228. You're saving over $100. So you get to try you beauty. You get to try Soto Method if you haven't tried it yet. Yeah, just kind of like making waves in both the beauty and fitness industries. I love that. The Claudia edit.

Do I get some free product?

Well, you know what's so funny is that I was on a call with them and they were like, do you need a restock of anything? And I was in the background. I was like, I do. And they sent it all to me. So I have so much. No, no, they sent me. Oh, you got? Yeah, so that was meant for you. What came your way was meant for you. Let me tell you, that you beauty shit is so fucking good.

I feel like a lot of times you see like a lot of influencers using something and it's like always garbage. No, this is like so popular for a reason. But I understand it can be expensive. It's a premium ingredient. So I took an opportunity for myself to help others. very, that's kind of the core tenet of cardboard coge is like the charitable element of course

Of course, Cardboard Cochie gives back took an opportunity for myself to help others. That's kind of the core tenet of cardboard coge is like the charitable element, of course.

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