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This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to Thursday morning's edition of your free podcast.

I had to start actually by going back.

I'd forgotten last week that I bought a couple of magazines.

One was now and one was closer.

And I like buying them because it gives me some light reading on the train.

And they're quite funny some of the stories because some of it is just a load of old spherical objects, and some of it is sort of just generally funny.

So I bought closer, because it's got poor old Jordan on the front. Poor old Jordan. Her revenge, I'll make millions selling Kieran's cheating secrets. So this is what, bearing in mind, this is

the same Jordan who says during her radio show, nobody's hearing, that her children know all

about Kieran's sex addiction. So she's explained sex addiction to two little children, are she? Tucky, tacky, tacky. She says,

oh, they know everything, they're not stupid. I mean, I should imagine Peter Andre must be quite

worried by this. You know, I mean, this is not the kind of thing you discuss with children at all.

But because they both play their lives out in the media, kind of

they brought it on themselves. However these kids turn out, it will be their fault. You know,

they might think that they're all terribly well balanced. Peter Andre featured the kids, I think,

in all his program. She featured them. Then she stopped featuring. Then she featured. Then she

stopped featuring. And I think the kids,

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