Lose cruise
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
The Arsenal boat is desperately trying to find some more timber and generate enough steam to power them to that elusive Premier League title.
Today, Pete, Luke and Jim reflect on a night where Arsenal's biggest flaws were all exposed. Elsewhere, Newcastle were rampant in Azerbaijan and Jesse Lingard's gap year continues.
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| 0:00.0 | An extra Champions League place up for grabs, but will Arsenal get one? |
| 0:03.9 | Welcome to the football ramble. |
| 0:05.6 | It's Thursday, 19th of February. |
| 0:07.2 | I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:08.2 | I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:09.3 | And I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:25.4 | Wow. Whoa. |
| 0:28.9 | Jim Campbell, Luke Moore, |
| 0:32.6 | grief is the price you pay for not resting during Timbers. |
| 0:35.8 | It really, really is. |
| 0:54.4 | What a match last night in the Premier League. We're going to go straight into it. Wolves 2, Arsenal 2. We'll go to you, Jim. You're obviously an Arsenal supporter and host of Stacks' excellent Arsenal podcast. Yeah, I'm just prepared some stats, so I'll be there. I'll be ready with you. All yeah, yeah. I can hear you're rustling some papers, yeah. So, yeah, you start the game by nutmeging the keeper with a header in the fifth minute. By the end of it, you're an absolute meme factory. It's just quite the turnaround. Absolutely mad. Now, probably one of the stats Luke is looking at now is that Arsenal have won two of the last seven Premier League games. |
| 1:15.1 | And it wasn't that long ago that Mikhail Artetta was after a similarly disappointing result. |
| 1:20.4 | We're saying that, you know, we're going to turn this around. |
| 1:23.3 | The players need to understand that this is going to be fun. |
| 1:25.6 | We need everybody to get on the boat. |
| 1:27.3 | The boat is tiny and crowded and horrid. the players need to understand that this is going to be fun we need everybody to get on the boat the |
| 1:27.5 | boat is tiny and crowded and horrible and it's full of people being sick there's a big |
| 1:34.5 | iceberg on the horizon it's a booze cruise it is a booze cruise but you're sober and it's full of |
| 1:40.7 | Australian woo girls right and they're not saying anything they're just just going woo-woo at stuff. And you don't know why, but you can see that iceberg. I think it's like Granddad Dog's boat and Pepper Pig. Right. Right. Always got a hole in it. Always needs some kind of washing machine part to fix the hole. Always sinks at the bottom of the ocean. And needs Grampy Rabbit to come and rescue him |
| 2:00.9 | Jim I appreciate that as a reference you're not going to |
| 2:03.2 | necessarily get and good on you mate after the morning I've had good for you |
| 2:06.4 | but trust me that's what it's like also probably |
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