Welcome to the Fantasy NBA today.

I had fallen briefly seven teams behind the writers over at Sport These Sports Ethos.

I know the name of our website.

That's like two and a half weeks.

They got ahead of me in this team recap stuff.

So today, the Clippers, they're the next ones on the docket.

The Los Angeles Clippers of Anaheim, ladies and gentlemen, That's not fair. They do play downtown.

And their new arena is going to have 1100 toilets, which laugh all you want.

If there was one way to get me to be a clippers fan instead of a Lakers fan, it's to have

posh bathrooms. I am not being facetious. I'm not joking here. That is very much the truth. When I have a bunch of money

someday you know when a million of you were listening to this show every day first

thing I'm doing is investing in a sweet toilet. It's happening baby. I want heated seats. I want that

son of a gun to just clean my whole backside. I want to be pampered. I want my butt pampered. What the hell are we talking about?

Oh right, the clippers! We're covering the clippers on today's show. This fantasy

NBA today sports ethos presentation. I am the sad butted Dan Bespris, your gracious host.

Thanks for listening through the off season everybody, even though I talk about all sorts of

weird crap. You know what hit me yesterday? And it's not the clippers, but don't worry,

we'll get to them in just a matter of moments here. I have time. It's the off season, I do whatever the

hell I want. I was, I don't know why it hit me yesterday and not some other day, but I was thinking about

NBA top shot for the first time in like two years and how it's very rare that I actually get in and out of something at the right time.

I think of it, think in all of your lives, I don't know how many of you are investors in this,

but I feel like I'm fairly consistently too conservative when it

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