Good morning. Good morning, everybody. Happy Wednesday March the first. How are you doing?

How was that coffee tasting on this fine Wednesday?

Oh, so it's snowing again here. Not happy about it. We had a couple of chewy boxes sitting outside covered in snow.

Dave, they're sitting outside of the studio door. Dave grabs the chewy boxes. Doesn't brush a lick of snow off of it.

I don't sit right in the middle of the studio. I was like, thanks, dude. Thanks for the pile of snow in the middle of the studio. Dude, it's gone.

And I save you a box. If you want to reuse that box, you can reuse it.

Dude, I'm so sick of cardboard boxes in the mail. They can't all fit in the garbage on garbage day.

And for those of you asking, no, we don't have a recycling bin because we don't do that here.

They don't do that in rural America. They don't try to trick those people in the thinking that recycling does anything.

Yeah, usually people have burn pile and they just save that for the burn. Yeah, we got one. My wife got a package that you, dude, I love it.

It was like something for the salon and she had to sign for it because it was like a little piece of equipment or whatever.

And I'm watching the guy unload. It's a big package and kind of felt bad for the guy because I went to go lift it and I couldn't get it by myself.

And but he didn't ask me to sign it. I'm like waiting there looking out the window like an old guy and I'm just like, can you were supposed to sign?

Yeah, and I'm waiting for the door to knock and he just left.

I think delivery people are just sick and tired of like chewy packages. I know for a fact that delivery people hate chewy packages.

Oh, man, hate. They hate them and we get two of them every month.

Yeah, dude, the guy yesterday, I would have been pissed if I was him because it's like, dude, who is ordering this like hundred pound package and it was super long like a table and I'm like, you know what?

That's their job. That's what they signed up to do. So if they're bitching about it, that's their problem. Okay. That's true.

That's what I always tell myself. It's like, no, that's their job. They have a dolly. They were trained on a properly lift. Do your freaking job, man.

Dude, and they get paid. So I didn't know this, but we had a friend go work for FedEx. And you get paid like you get commission for every package you deliver.

What? Yeah, you get like a base salary and then commission on top of the package that you deliver. So I like pennies, but still, yeah, that's why you hear the New York guys, the UPS drivers making like 180K a year.

Really? Yeah. Oh, that makes sense. Interesting.

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