Pst, law folk. It's James here with our August holiday special. It's a couple of little bits of

bonus from the Patreon feed. Hope you enjoy it. If you're one of the lawmen fans that really

gets into well-researched, deep dives into folklore without any sort of fun riffy bit.

This episode, it is not for you.

I've picked a couple of very fun bonuses from recent times.

One is from the figure on the stairs.

And the other one is from Eddie Hurst's guest appearance.

Apologies of your Australian.

And the air is getting thinner, so the sound is able to travel faster into there is. Meaning, our voices sound more high-pitched?

They would hear it quicker, so it would seemingly take up less time. I think this is science.

So I'm recording normally, I close all the windows so that we have better sound, but now you can probably, well, hopefully you won't be able to hear the sound of the South Circular, not to dock myself. You've got your window open. I've got my window open and also a neighbour who recently took up the trombone. No. So I don't think, I don't know if you can hear it, but I can hear,

you're living next door to Jonathan Briggs.

Imagine, imagine that if the Johnny Briggs theme tune was drunk,

then you've got an idea of what this sounds like.

Imagine if the Johnny Briggs theme tune had a neighbour, congratulations.

You've just imagined Alastair Beckett King.

Yeah, so it's not quite...

For listeners who don't know what the Johnny Briggs theme tune sounds like.

It was a show about a little northern boy who lived in a terraced house, and he would quite blamelessly walk around with a small dog, while every single person on the street yelled, Johnny Briggs, what the bloominate you think you're doing? Get over here, Johnny Briggs. And then he'd go in, and then someone else would yell at him with his full name. Johnny Briggs, bring their dog in here. Johnny Briggs. Get out there, Johnny Briggs. Have you learned the trombone yet, Johnny Briggs?

That was the show. Well, I hope you're neighbouring, your neighbour the trombonist. I believe trombona is the preferred term. Oh, I'm sorry. Your neighbour with the trombona. Time there. If they could do, what's the little slider on? Yeah, they could just do it for like the moments of Bethos in the story.

Exactly. time there. If they could do, what's the little slider on the... Yeah, if they could just do it for like the moments of bathos in the story.

Exactly, exactly. Or surprise, the unexpected discoveries.

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