Welcome to Lawmen, a podcast about local legends and obscure curiosities from Days of Yore. I'm James Shakespeare. I'm Alastair Beckett King. And Alistair, it's the potentially final part of the ongoing series regarding your tour?

Yes, where you quite randomly do stories that vaguely relate to places I'm going to on tour?

Yes, yes, exactly.

You're not going there, but the tale is the Guildford Gould.

Oh, nice.

Yeah. Tell is the Guilford Gould. Oh, nice. Hi, Alistair. Hi, James.

Would I be right in thinking you are entering the home stretch of your tour, the victory lap?

Well, yeah, yeah, exactly. If this were a baseball movie, and you know, I'm already out of my element here, go on. I would be, I'd be sliding in slow motion, dust, kicking up loads of dust. Nice. As someone, as, I'm going to say, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,'s home base they'd call him a mitcher because he's got a mitt yeah and so i'm sliding and are they going

to get it there and i'm i'm and then a little guy goes he's safe and he does whichever is the

correct arm movement for that yeah you know just as a clear i'm doing it can't hear, but I'm just doing exactly the right arm gesture. I'm basically, like a karate guy holding a gun, chopping with the gun. Wait a minute. So, yeah, the tour's nearly over to answer your question. If you do that with both hands, you're just giving the guns to someone. Pio, pio, piao.

Am I, pia, pio.

Yeah, but one hand is in karate chop mode, and the other hand is finger guns.

And it's like, hi-hya, he's safe.

You're like an action figure, basically.

You've got the two options that they have, which is either an open hand or a grabby hand.

Yes.

Classic action figure vibes.

Well, Alistair, I didn't bring you here to discuss either Mr. Baseball or a league of their own,

the only two baseball films I can think of at the top of my head.

I have found some more folklore related to the places that you were going to on your tour.

Yes, brilliant.

Are you going to the town Aldershot?

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