Loremen S6Ep47 - Xmas Pig 2025 with Daisy Earl

Loremen Podcast

Loremen

Society & Culture, Comedy, History, Places & Travel

4.9 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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It's PIIIIIIIIGMAAAAAS! James and Alasdair are joined by multi-award-having comedian Daisy Earl. We make merry with the legend of a boozy Mancunian pig named Polly, and the Scottish fairy tale of Whuppity Stoorie. (The latter of which bears a strong resemblance to the more famous tale of old... you know... Rumple-whatshisname.) Follow Daisy! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠See Alasdair On Tour in 2026!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Edited by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Laurence Hisee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the LoreFolk at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/loremenpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/loremen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check the sweet, sweet merch here... ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.teepublic.com/stores/loremen-podcast?ref_id=24631⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @loremenpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/loremenpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/loremenpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/loremenpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Big Tasty is back at McDonald's, but now it's a double.
0:04.0	It's the beefiest Big Tasty of all time ever!
0:08.0	Oh, got a bit intense there.
0:11.0	The new Double Big Tasty, now at McDonald's.
0:14.0	Available to the 4th of Jan, 2026, from 11am.
0:18.0	Price and participation may vary, subject to availability.
0:20.0	... From 11am, price and participation may vary, subject to availability. Welcome to Lawmen, a podcast about local legends and obscure curiosities from Days of Yore.
0:35.5	With me, Alistair Beckett King.
0:37.0	And me, James Shakeshaft.
0:38.5	And James.
0:39.5	Mm-hmm.
0:40.2	Christmas pig to you.
0:41.9	Merry Christmas pig right back at you.
0:44.5	I have got a festive tale of fairies and revenge for you.
0:48.8	Ooh.
0:49.1	Ooh.
0:50.0	Here comes the tale of whoopitisturi.
0:53.0	Ooh.
0:53.3	Ooh. Ooh. A ho-ho-ho there, James.
1:21.4	A ho-o-o-o-o-ink, in fact.
1:24.7	I tried to do a ho-ho into an oink, but then I realized that does work. Hoink, hoing, hoing, joing, James. I'm not even going to bother with a stage whisper or maybe a panto whisper, which might be appropriate. Oh, yes, you are. I'm just going to tell you, James, we've got a deputy guest law person in the, I don't know, the back end of a pantow horse I don't I don't know where you would where where you would be
1:47.6	this is a terrible introduction so far upper beanstalk they're all horrible inside a golden egg oh that's the best one yes inside this golden egg that you will have noticed yes is uh is the standard
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