Loremen S6Ep39 - Keeping Austin Weird

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Loremen

Society & Culture, Comedy, History, Places & Travel

4.9 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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James and Alasdair do their absolute darndest to keep Austin at least a little bit odd with this selection of spooky tales from that Texan bastion of peculiarity. SPOILER ALERT: we get the fairy tale Goldilocks very wrong. But wait! Before you have your butler send us a strongly worded telegram, we do get it right in the end. Edited by Laurence Hisee Join the LoreFolk at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/loremenpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/loremen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check the sweet, sweet merch here... ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.teepublic.com/stores/loremen-podcast?ref_id=24631⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @loremenpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/loremenpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/loremenpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/loremenpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Lawmen, a podcast about local legends and obscure curiosities from Days of Yore.
0:12.6	I'm James Shakeshaft.
0:13.8	I'm Alastair Beckett King.
0:15.1	And Alistair Beckett King, we're going to keep Austin Weird today.
0:18.3	Are we?
0:18.8	Yes, we are.
0:19.6	I got my 10-gallon hat.
0:20.9	Ten gallons? Yeah, it's absolutely I got my 10 gallon hat. Ten gallons?
0:22.0	Yeah, it's absolutely satched.
0:26.1	Alistair, before we get into it, though, we've got to just say we are about to get the story of Goldilocks massively wrong.
0:33.8	We will get it right by the end of the episode, but just hold your horses until we get it right.
0:38.5	I promise you at some point we will get it right.
0:40.8	In the meantime, enjoy the episode. Oh, hi, Alester.
0:59.5	Hi there, James.
1:00.5	How's it going?
1:01.5	Very well, thank you.
1:02.4	How are you?
1:03.1	I'm all right.
1:04.4	Are you ready to keep Austin weird?
1:08.1	I'm always ready to keep Austin weird.
1:10.2	And I don't mean the old British car manufacturer
1:14.0	that made the Austin Mini Metro.
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