Welcome to Lawmen, a podcast about local legends and obscure curiosities from Days of Yore.

I'm James Shakeshaft.

I'm Alastair.

And Alistair, we went to the Strange Days Festival of Fortiana.

Or did we? You just don't know. No. You never can tell. And you'll never guess what. We told some stories. And we're just going to tell them again now. Yeah, we're going to tell them again. But with better sound quality. Yes, much better sound quality. So these might be a little familiar of you are one of the ten law folk that came to see us. Thank you very much. Join us as we go down a little Wiltshire country lane

to the town of all cannings. Now then, Alistair.

Yes, James.

We're in a bit of a different situation here today because I'm going to tell you some stories that the eagle-minded?

Minded? The eagle-minded? Minded?

The eagle-minded listeners?

The eagle ticket-holded to a recent festival will know that I already told you them

because I already told you these stories at the Strange Jays Festival of Fortiana.

Thank you very much to the law folk that came.

And what happened was, I told you some stories in a sort of campfirey setting.

However, given the fact it was half one in the morning, that was technically a festival,

it was quite loosey-goosey.

There was some looseness and some gooseness, yes, I recall.

There was loose geese, there was mucky ducks. There was some looseness and some goosness, yes, I recall. There were loose geese.

There was mucky ducks. It was a lot going on. Thank you very much to everyone who came, and we had a

really fun time. I've listened back to the recording. How is it, James? It's chaotic.

It's certainly chaotic. If you want to check out some other bits of the recording,

the quantum mechanics have put it up as a recent episode.

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