Welcome to Lawmen, a podcast about local legends and obscure curiosities from Days of Yore.

With me, Alastair Beckett King.

And me, James, James.

And in this episode, James, we are joined by the Map Men, probably in the top two of the X-Men category.

The top being the X-Men, and then the Map Men.

And then probably Law Men, it's probably the third best.

Yeah, I don't think there's any other type of men around, really.

White men, right at the bottom.

Sorry, guys.

And in that spirit, here is a podcast with four white guys.

Oh, I didn't really think the intro through.

Anyway, we're absolutely thrilled that the Matt men have joined us.

We're huge fans of the YouTube channel,

and people keep begging us to get them on the podcast.

Well, we've done it.

Here it is.

Yeah. Hey, James, James Shakeshaft, get over here.

Yes, yes, Alastair, Alistair Beckett King.

I've been handed this mysterious vellum parchment.

Which ones?

Are you about to do... Sorry, James, before we go on with this act out,

were you about to say that it can't be both vellum and made of parchment? Were you about to correct me on the material of the map? Yes, and I was also going to ask what vellum was. I think it's goat skin. I was also going to mention a fact you're a vegan. This is not a vegan message. Well, James, you've ruined the whole act out. I'm so sorry. But with pedantry, so I respect that. It was going to be a map, and it was going to be a really fun way of introducing our guests for this episode. But forget about all that, and please welcome Mark and Jay, aka the Mapmen. Hello, thank you very much. Off of YouTube's Mapmen. Am I saying that correctly? I think I

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