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Loremen S5Ep62 - The Pig-faced Phantom of Chelsea

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History, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy

4.9635 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

A strait-laced reverend meets a surprisingly seductive ghost with the face of a pig. Who will win? The pig-faced phantom of Chelsea, of course! Christmas Pig has come early. The Loremen dig into the origins of the porcine spectre, and uncover what might be one of Britain’s earliest urban legends. If you believe the tabloid press, cities were once awash with swinish visages and hoggish fizzogs. There’s Tannakin Skinker, the wonderful Mrs Atkinson and the pig-faced woman of Manchester Square. It’s all good seasonal fun. And a reminder that the past could be horrible if you looked a bit different. Or were a woman. Not like the present, eh? EH???  Seasons Scratchings! This episode was edited by Joseph Burrows - Audio Editor. LoreBoys nether say die! Support the Loremen here (and get stuff): patreon.com/loremenpod ko-fi.com/loremen Check the sweet, sweet merch here... https://www.teepublic.com/stores/loremen-podcast?ref_id=24631 @loremenpod youtube.com/loremenpodcast www.instagram.com/loremenpod www.facebook.com/loremenpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Lawmen, a podcast about local legends and obscure curiosities from Days of Yore.

0:14.4

With me, Alastair Beckett King, and me, James Shakespeare. And James, it's that time of year.

0:19.6

It is. December. It's the most porcine that time of year. It is.

0:21.4

December.

0:25.8

It's the most porcine time of the year.

0:32.2

When you and I tell each other folklore tales vaguely related to pigs for some reason that we won't really go into.

0:34.1

It's Christmas pig.

0:36.0

I have a tale for you, James.

0:37.5

Of a pig-faced phantom which is as terrifying as

0:39.4

it is weirdly sensual.

0:42.2

It's the pig-faced phantom of Chelsea.

0:46.0

Chelsea.

0:46.3

Okay. James,

1:00.3

Yeah.

1:01.5

Is the spirit of the season upon you?

1:04.1

Oh, yeah, it is actually.

1:06.4

Well, I'm glad.

1:07.4

I'm glad you're in a Christmassy mood, James, because...

1:10.5

Hmm? It's Christmas pig come slightly early.

1:13.3

It is.

1:14.2

Christmas pig gets earlier every year.

1:16.7

I've got a tale for you.

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