From the dusty halls of Arcane Miscatonic University to the sunken nightmare

corpse city of Relay, five daring heroes of the realm recount tales of high adventure.

Would you please welcome the Lords of the Dungeon.

Hey now and well met W travelers and welcome to the dungeon.

This is Jamie.

Jesko here.

It's Jess.

Bender here.

And this is Aaron.

Well, we have Jesco back finally.

Woo-hoo.

Yes up, everybody.

Gotta be here.

You were gallivanting across the United States to Indianapolis two months early yeah well I didn't know like I got the dates confused

I walked over to the convention hall at one point I was just like where's everybody at

there's probably some sort of like pharmaceutical convention going on at the time how how boring could that be

yeah I went out there for a wedding it's a a really great time. Unfortunately, it was a couple

months early, but maybe one day I'll get to go to Jen Con. Now, Aaron is no longer the funniest

guy on the show. Jess goes back. Yes, I'm disappointed.

Let's open that anyway, man. Am I the funny one? Yes, you are. Yeah, you are. Like, whenever I listen to the show, I laugh at you, but not me. Oh.

I laugh at you all the time. Yeah.

I do, too.

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