From the frigid shores of Ice Windale to the balmy jungles of Savage Trout,

five daring heroes of the realm recount tales of high adventure.

Would you please welcome the Lords of the Dungeon?

Hey now and well met wary travelers and welcome to the dungeon.

This is Jamie.

Just go here.

It's Jess.

This is Bender.

And this is Aaron.

That was very, uh, that was my Steve impression.

It was.

That's an impression of Bender who didn't get to sleep until 5 a.

I was going to say, like, Steve, Steve would be proud.

So we just had a very, very long conversation.

I think we talked for about an hour about a very specific topic that I think everybody

out there who plays role-playing games and multiple role-playing games has encountered many times in

their life. That they're playing a game and the lust for D&D completely takes over your body

and you need to play D&D instead of whatever you're playing now. Damn you D&D.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, I think.

I don't know.

Every time we're on the D&D side of the fence, it's still green to me.

I know, right?

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