Do you ever keep your mouth closed?

No.

My dad has asked me that every year.

And I'm just like, after, I'm like, bitch, after 40 years, why you keep asking the question? Like, you sound stupid. No, I never shut up after I'm like bitch after 40 years why you keep asking the question like

you sound stupid no I never shut up I never shut up dad why do you keep asking me if I'm gonna

but when did you start fighting fighting like verbally yeah because you swing first 18 months 18 months old

I could talk full sentence 18 months and you were swinging swinging came out Swinging. Came out. Swinging. I was like,

my mom,

I'd be like,

Mommy,

what's wrong with that boy?

Like,

he's got,

he's got snout on his nose.

My mom used to,

like, give me candy to not say what I was thinking about their children. She was like, you can't say that. Because she later like, one, he's talking like he's four and two, what he said was scathing.

Scathing. And like, mommy, her shoes are dirty.

Like, like, mommy, her shoes are dirty. Like with other moms. Meanwhile, just three years old. Or my second birthday, she said that was the most traumatizing experience of her life because I was in like, I had my terrible twos, but also I was very verbal. So I was like one, I wanted to sit in the middle of the floor of the McDonald's.

I didn't want to sit on the bench. I went to sit on the floor. I said, bring my presence here. Yeah. I'm not going to the bench. So I brought them up to be like, I already have this. I don't like it. Take it back. She was like, what? What the fuck is this? Damn. She stopped the present opening

like halfway through

because everybody was like

She was like, she was like,

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