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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Looking like We're 8

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Demi Lovato sings to ghosts to help them overcome sexism, rampaging monkeys kill 250 dogs in revenge massacre and a robber held up a bank but deposited the money in that bank’s ATM outside, in his account. 

 

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1:59.9

Coming up, we got 22 year old that looks like an eight year old Demi Lovato singing to ghosts and some monkeys with a taste for revenge coming up on episode 136 of the JAPs rose and thought.

2:13.7

Just like in Rosenthaw, Vandy product. JRP. You remember that Greg? No, JRP. Not doing that anymore. Never saying it ever again. JRP. JRP president. JRP. Greg, you better do it. JRP. JRP.

2:31.6

JRP. Junior bikes president. Are you taking a photo or drinking a bottle of water? You're a spoon. Pal, you are.

2:47.6

Any other podcast was just redone that you know, but I'm not even to ask anymore. We roll with it

2:56.1

It's been a long time. It's Greg fucks up. We roll with it. I know I know I thought I'm the one episode 136 of it

3:03.2

Then we roll with it. It's not like I forget that I'm just trying to you know get through and I think I think it's one of those

3:10.2

Where it's almost like the equivalent of standing up and you think you haven't really had too many drinks

3:14.8

I mean, I'm totally sober right now, but you stand up and you're on your way to leave and you're like, oh more junk than I thought like reading all of that

3:22.4

I'm I'm much more tired than than I thought right now

3:25.8

You did a great job. You nail all this pretty really sold it. Yeah, yeah, I think I think we're gonna get bonuses this year

3:33.3

It's Monday. It's holiday week, you know

3:36.6

The NFL is really testing us with the multiple games every day

3:41.2

Didn't get any sleep last night that had nothing to do with the games. It's more to do with the my son Walker

3:47.7

But you look nice and fresh you're ready for the Christmas week Anthony the must I'm excited

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