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What's up guys? Well, back to Vuees. If you're eating, put your food down. I have something important to talk about. I've mentioned it before, but it's at DefCon 1 now. You're eating. I know I'm eating, but because it's soothing me and it's taking away the pain. I don't know if you're at work right now or you're in the car with your family, maybe put the volume down a little bit lower.

I need to talk to you guys about my asshole. I am having, you know, the pain has gone from maybe a five,

and now we're at a seven. Okay. It's hard for me to sit places currently i'm horizontal

and it's not looking good i've tried looking inside yeah i just i can't i feel so uncomfortable

knowing like i just don't like doing the bending over with the flashlight thing i don't know why are

you using a mirror using a mirror and I'm using my phone.

Describe me what you see. I just,

I don't like using my phone's flashlight as the way I'm looking into my asshole because

like I snap like a hundred times a day, right?

Like I do Snapchat.

And it's just the fact that the same lens is pointing in the same direction as like I

output like all of my social media posts. It just makes me feel genuinely weird.

You need a second asshole phone. Yeah, I need a butt phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, like you know how people have one for the plug? Yeah, I have my Google specs.

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