Looking For Daddy

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jay has a brilliant idea for a lewd tattoo and needs to sketch it out in real time so he doesn't forget it. Bobby and the gang judge his artwork, suggesting edits to improve on it. | Jay gives DJ Lou an indecent proposal to prove that he not only knows what the vas deferens is, but also how to locate it. | Bobby is disappointed to find out that he's too fat for skinny jeans. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:10.0	Wait, do you have to get up?
0:12.1	I do my thing.
0:13.3	Can you do it?
0:14.2	My pants are too tight.
0:15.1	Can't do it.
0:16.6	I can't do it.
0:17.4	I can't do my move.
0:18.4	I think I'm going to take Billy Bob Thornton advice and get some girl jeans. Why? Because my lower torso is very thin, and I saw a photo myself, and my jeans are very baggy. No. No. Let's try it. Let's see what happens. Buddy Bobby. What are little thin jeans? Skinny gene. What do they call them? People have done this before. No. No. Let's try it. Let's see what happens. Buddy, Bobby.
0:38.2	What are a little thin gene?
0:39.3	Skinny gene.
0:39.7	What do they call them?
0:40.2	People have done this before.
0:42.1	Fats have tried this before in their life, Bobby.
0:45.4	It almost made me spend my body brain out in your face.
0:49.2	I just gave fats have tried this.
0:50.6	Do you think I would have gotten testosterone boost through my eyes?
1:44.7	Fats have tried this. Do you think I would have gotten testosterone boost through my eyes? Fats have tried this before. The fats have tried this many times before, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, it never works out. The skinny gene fat guy. You have to be thin up top. You have to be so thin up top. Right. So I gotta wait. Like a Lewis build would work better in skinny. They would look terrible on them. on him. They do. He has skinny jeans and it looks like he has birthing hips. Yeah. But because he literally turns into like a big Mexican woman. But he's not a, but he's not what me and you become, Bobby. He's like the Rock's mom. What me and you become is a meatball on toothpicks. You know what I'm saying? Lewis can come like a melting thing of ice cream, but me and you look like fucking, it's bad. What is that, though? That looks pretty good there, right, Jay? It's AI. Oh, it's a-all right, well. Just said it's AI. God damn it, I didn't see that. And those aren't even skinny jeans for sure. Yeah, I don't want to look like a meatball on toothpicks.
1:46.9	I don't want to look like an adour.
1:49.6	We used to follow on the show years ago before the Paul brothers went, became respected members of sports entertainment.
1:57.9	They really are.
1:58.8	They are.
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