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welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

It's Monday, which means Jimmy is here to make sense of what was a gloriously unstrange weekend.

So, Jim, what kind of party are you going to have for President Harris?

Well, these are mandatory parties. There's going to be a forced weeping session. That's what I was

told. It's going to be like a North Korean funeral. Yeah, absolutely. That's the one thing the

Republicans missed the ball on. Like, I would trade every, every political win known to

man to have made the next first a Republican. Just to expose the fraud of this whole thing, okay?

Because if Kamala does, in fact, win this thing, as you know, they'll probably be naming

federal buildings after her on the parade route as she marches to the inauguration.

And we are going to be enforced, you know, crying and there's

going to be a glass ceiling broken at every public event for the next five years. Yeah. But if a Republican

were to have won the presidency first, I mean, you might get like a shout out or something. You would

probably get like their hometown airport. Yeah, yeah. That's what you get. That's the only renaming you get. You might get an emoji out of it, best case scenario.

If they do a commemorative $2 coin, it's only going to be like a two-year run.

Yes, I don't know how crazy my party would get if she wins because I'd be more interested

in going to America's Chapter 11 sale because they're going to be given.

I mean, this country is going to America's Chapter 11 sale? Because they're going to be given... I mean, this country is going to be...

The Statue of Liberty is going to be selling feedpicks on only fans.

If Kamala wins. It's not good.

She lists up that little dress.

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