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The How-To Heretic

Look kids, crumbs! - 028

The How-To Heretic

How to Heretic

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

5.0961 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week! Uncle Mark sees Dan’s 10 Commandments and raises him to Mt. Gerizim, Uncle Doug shares the secret of the original under armor, and Uncle Dan makes some shitty food to celebrate a mass murder of children that didn’t happen but is still a terrible story.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome friends to the how to the how to heretic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm

0:09.2

uncle Dan and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

0:13.5

That's right.

0:14.5

Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

0:17.5

But it can also be a scary world.

0:19.5

Things work differently now.

0:20.5

Never fear, that's why we're here. We're your audio uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields

0:27.0

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life after all you only get one that we know of, so you better make the most

0:33.4

of it. And here's how. Well, Uncle Dan.

0:46.0

This is another in an ongoing series of shows.

0:48.0

This is another in an ongoing series of shows.

0:51.0

What we've done here is we've established a pattern whereby each week we release a different

0:56.9

show and this is one of them.

0:58.9

And now we have to fucking do it every week.

1:01.3

My God.

1:02.3

So yeah, we have a fun show this week. I am going to talk about how you

1:07.6

were wrong about the 10th commandment, Dan. I'm always wrong about all of the things. I think that's

1:12.1

that's right. That much is clear. I have I have a better one. Okay good excellent and then Uncle Doug will talk to us a little bit about

1:21.6

something that is sacred but not secret.

1:25.0

Yes, so we're gonna tell it.

1:26.0

But you can't see it, but it's actually real.

1:29.0

You can see it.

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