We spoke in ad nauseum about the idiots on the extremes who caused chaos on airplanes because, as I said, well, they're idiots.

And in some cases, winding up, tied down, or duct tape to their seats.

Man, that's crazy, I swear.

Ladies and gentlemen, I wonder about a minute.

Oh, my God.

But the real story, many of us can be better air travelers.

We can just do better by growing up and perhaps even dressing up.

Let's look at some headlines.

Why the Transportation Department

wants you to dress with respect at the airport. Here's another one. D.O.T., that's Department

of Transportation, ushers in Golden Age of Travel with New Civility Campaign. Another headline,

dress up. Trump administration official bashes sloppy fashion on

airplanes. Now, why does somebody want you to dress up? Are they trying to be condescending and

tell you to dress like maybe they do? No, but the fact of the matter is,

psychologically, when people dress up and put on their nicer clothes,

they do tend to behave better.

If you're in a t-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops, you really don't hold yourself to the same

standard as you do when you put on the clothes you wear to Sunday school or church. I mean,

you know that. Come on. You may think the government should have bigger air travel issues than

becoming the fashion police. I mean, we've seen all the problems with ATC. We've seen midair

crashes. We've seen all sorts of things. It seems like do they really need to be getting

into my closet? They need to be fashion police. You can't wear white shoes after Labor Day.

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