When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or Phantom of Night that have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be, until thou art from all the need.

Thou shalt find here no water to drink, Thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arrow, Into a house enter thou not, through all fence, break through thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared death, creeps, peepers, robbers and anabels, I'm Dan. Hi Dan, happy February. Happy February. Happy February. Happy February. Happy February.

What a weird spelling of a word. So many words spelled so strangely. Yes, but this one always gets me stuck. February. February.

February. Yeah. We could kick that all out. I know, February. No one pronounces it here in America. Does anybody anywhere? Probably.

My money would be on certain well educated brits. That's what I was thinking. I was like, how do they say it though? February.

The masters of the English language. The true masters. Meanwhile while the intro is playing in my mind, in my mind, I'm just going, skirted her.

Skirted her. That's maybe that's where American English is evolving to. Skirted her. Skirted her.

Hope you're hoping week is moving along nicely wherever you are in England, US, South Africa, the Nordic countries.

We do have listeners all around Australia, New Zealand. I mean, you guys people outside of this country spread the word. We want to travel there.

Oh, yeah. Well, come to live shows in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, just build it up. Build it up. Let's go. This is the year.

And then we build it this year in the next year, we tour. I've been saying that for years.

Or more virtual shows from here. I know that people get to watch it anywhere. I know that is super fun. I don't know who knows who knows what's in store.

Hope your week is moving along nicely and that this is the only real scary part of it.

Brand new, just one quick announcement and then we're on to the show. Just brand new Tales of the Dead T in the Bad Magic Store now.

Fun yet dark and retro poster style graphic T featuring Lindsay me some unadvided guests. Very cool. If only these studio walls could tell us what they've seen.

You can check it out now at Badmagicmerch.com. And then we're recording this a bit in advance. And yes, this is the first February episode.

We have not picked out the February charity charity that I recall. We have not. Okay, good. And we don't know.

We don't know how much so no announcement there. Yeah, I'm sorry. And then yeah, recording advance due to some stand updates. You can go to Dancomas.tv to find out where I'll be touring and not telling scary stories.

Not only these kinds of scary stories. It's a different kind of different kind of scary sometimes. The different set of stories.

How many stories do you have for say I have dose dose stories. So when I said that, I thought this old Mike Myers sketch from satellite.

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