When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. They said that I am by far the most difficult talent that they're working with. You know, we could say we don't judge. I judge. And I was judging. Money doesn't make you an asshole. But if you're an asshole and with a ton of money, you're going to be a bigger asshole. Why are you looking at me? No, I didn't. I didn't need to look at that direction. Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues.

In today's episode, Lonnie Love and Sarah Colonna joined the show.

We talk about love at sea, psychic drawings, and getting paid for grades.

I have an update on my love life.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes. Skip to it. You know I went to South America, right? Yes. And I was doing comedy. You were a cruise. I was on a cruise and I hooked up with one of the musicians. Wow. And Jeff, I was just thinking about you because I was like, you know, it's been two years and I know you wanted

me to be with like six, eight dude, but you know how that was. So anyway, I've been checking out this guy, this musician, for like, because this is like my fourth cruise with him. And but I was in a relationship, my very first cruise, so I couldn't do anything. And then I got the breakup. And so I've been, you know, separated and broken up for about two years.

So I'm like, now is the time.

And he was like hot on me. He's like in his 60s, everything. And so the last night of the cruise, you know, we've been like eyeing each other. He's been telling me everything. And he's been, yeah, I don't do this to you. I'm doing, what? Like, mama is hot.

And so, he comes to my cabin.

What?

You slut.

And when I tell you, he took me to Noodle City.

Wasn't nothing up, okay?

Nothing, because he had been drinking.

No.

It was like, and so we laughed.

I call him noodles now.

Oh, no.

And I was like, honey, I just don't have time for this.

But I tried, though, Jeff.

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