Long Story Short - Men & Therapy
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Why are men so against going to therapy? Leslie Jones dives deep into the issue.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | BAM! |
| 0:04.0 | Listen, I watched the news for three reasons. |
| 0:08.0 | Weather, traffic, and micro-stray hands, |
| 0:11.0 | 60-ass mouth. |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, |
| 0:17.0 | You gotta blur that out. |
| 0:20.0 | You can't show that sexy hole. |
| 0:23.0 | On TV. |
| 0:26.0 | You know, I'm trying to run a TV show over here. |
| 0:29.0 | Sucks that! |
| 0:32.0 | LAUGHTER |
| 0:38.0 | But every time I turn on the news, |
| 0:41.0 | there's one thing I see more than anything. |
| 0:44.0 | Men losing their shit. |
| 0:47.0 | Another shocking incident on a plane |
| 0:49.0 | as two passengers duke it out right before takeoff. |
| 0:53.0 | A man went on a bottle-breaking rampage. |
| 0:55.0 | Store workers say a customer got a rate |
| 0:57.0 | when they refused to sell him liquor at a discount. |
| 1:00.0 | It's a shocking road rage incident going viral. |
| 1:03.0 | These two knuckleheads are fighting like medieval knights in battle. |
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