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🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Topics: having a doorman, night nurses, sleeping in as an uncle, TD hugged the IKEA guy, brushing your teeth in the shower, peanut putter in the fridge
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, girl, hey, welcome back to Taste of Taylor. Today is Tuesday, and joining me today is |
| 0:18.7 | Andrew Collin. Hey, boy, hey. Hey, what's up, girl? What's going on? What's going up, boy with the brick in the background? Boy with the brick, boy with the brick, boy with the brick in the background. Oh, with the brick with the background. Boy with the brick with the background. It's real brick too, motherfucker. Yeah, way to fucking show off. You come in here hot bringing bringing your main character brick energy. You got distressed wood behind you. Yeah, I do. Whoa, whoa, wood. Brickety, briggity, briggily brick. Yeah. If I was a lot more exposed brick, boy, it'd be a lot more exposing them titty, you know what me? You know that. I mean, straight up. Straight up. |
| 0:54.6 | Straight up, yo. |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah, I mean, I got married because a guy had an apartment with an elevator that opened |
| 0:59.6 | into it. |
| 1:00.7 | I mean. |
| 1:02.3 | Wouldn't you marry him? |
| 1:03.9 | I think that elevator opens right into your heart. |
| 1:06.7 | Right up into the dick. |
| 1:07.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:08.0 | It is kind of crazy. |
| 1:11.5 | I always think, though, it's so easy to, like, rob someone like that. Like, all they have to do is get in the elevator. You mean they're in your house? You mean, get past a doorman who's literally like an NFL former NFL football player? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah, the security system. I don't love doormands. I don't want them to know all my business. |
| 1:09.0 | You know, |
| 1:09.3 | like if I was getting, |
| 1:10.1 | and it doesn't even have to be sexual or anything, |
| 1:12.1 | like, |
| 1:12.7 | let's be, security system. I don't love dormans. I don't want them to know all my business. |
| 1:27.8 | You know, |
| 1:28.1 | like if I was getting, |
| 1:28.9 | and it doesn't even have to be sexual or anything. |
| 1:30.9 | Like, |
| 1:31.5 | let's say I was depressed. I got Domino's seven days in a row. Yeah. That motherfucker knows. Yeah, it's so true. By the fifth day, it'll be like, oh, meet lovers again. And it'll be like... |
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