Long Golf Rough, Uncomfortable Furniture, and Rental Car Reservations - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Jared kicks off Ticked Off Tuesday from Delray by inviting listeners to vent freely, then launches into his own “rich person problem” that still feels brutal: he finally plays at the legendary Torrey Pines golf course, only the rough is so tall the course basically has a “lose your ball, no penalty” rule. Next, he’s mad that junk mail now cosplays as urgent, then listener complaints keep the petty parade going. A mother-in-law’s condo is gorgeous but has “museum couch” energy, Boston tenants are stuck doing snow and trash while the owner only leaves passive-aggressive notes, and a gym busybody tries to shame someone out of their second massage-chair session. He wraps with the universal rage of car rentals.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I know you're angry. |
| 0:02.0 | It's Tuesday and it has no feel. |
| 0:08.0 | The weekend was fun. |
| 0:12.0 | You're still hung over from the eating. |
| 0:16.0 | And next weekend is too far away |
| 0:21.6 | What will you do with your day? |
| 0:26.6 | It's time to get ticked off |
| 0:30.6 | Complain with your gripe right now |
| 0:35.6 | Your friend Uncle J. Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a ticked off Tuesday. |
| 0:50.0 | Ticked off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why |
| 0:57.2 | Enjoy this podcast |
| 1:00.1 | It'll help you get to Friday |
| 1:04.9 | Hello and welcome to the J-Train podcast. |
| 1:12.1 | This is J-Train Jared Fried coming alive from Delaware Beach, Florida. |
| 1:16.5 | That's right. |
| 1:17.1 | Every Tuesday is a ticked-off Tuesday where you, the listener, email me, the comedian, and we complain together. |
| 1:24.5 | Send your complaints to J-TrainPodcast.com. |
| 1:29.7 | J-Trainpodcast at gmail.com. J train podcast at gmail.com. |
| 1:36.7 | You can complain about anything and I will find a way to make you feel seen, make you feel heard. |
| 1:46.3 | It is the only place on the internet where you, you will not hear me say to you, there's bigger problems in the world. |
| 1:48.8 | Oh, you're complaining about your issue? |
| 1:51.2 | No, your issues are valid here. |
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