Long Distance Pooping & Funny Things Old People Do - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

It’s time for more hilarity in 2026! Join us for a brand new episode where we get into the finer details of long distance pooping, play a great round of Decisions of Extreme Importance and wrap things up with a Funny Things Old People Do draft. This is one episode you don’t want to miss! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice,
0:10.5	explore unrealistic situations,
0:12.6	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:16.0	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:21.9	Bink, bong, banana, banana, banana.
0:27.2	It wasn't good, but it wasn't me.
0:30.2	It was you.
0:31.5	I meant to have more.
0:32.6	I saw you on the video.
0:34.0	Bunks and.
0:36.3	Yeah, Jason and I made a little deal.
0:38.7	Jason's new favorite kind of deal to make.
0:40.6	It was about my time to scat again.
0:44.3	Nothing you liked less than scatting.
0:47.3	Yeah, I can't stand it.
0:48.7	And then a deal came across to me.
0:51.5	I did not propose this trade offer.
0:53.2	We have another podcast and there were some obligations to be done.
0:56.3	When is the last time you did a real scat?
0:59.1	It would be five turns ago because you did my last three.
1:03.9	Wait, you never had to do one in between.
1:06.0	No, this was my next post-you.
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