Welcome friends.

To the How To the How To Herritik.

I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan.

I'm Uncle Doug.

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right leaving religion is your first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things have worked differently now. Never fear that's why we're here. We're your

audio uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all you only get one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it.

Let us begin.

Skidoo! Well,

hello, co-uncles. Well, indeed. Uncle Volk. Welcome. A-cunkel. A-cunkel. A-kun. The Ukle Viken. I don't know what we're doing here, but there's three of us. It's a show. Another show. And we're a vunkular. We are avuncular. I believe this is episode 70. Is it? Yeah, we've arrived at a completely arbitrary number and I'm feeling great.

You guys didn't tell me last episode's number so I wouldn't make a joke, didn't you?

Well, you know, because we're more mature than that we yes if

there's one thing we can say about this show mature yeah and this this this

week show will definitely prove our maturity.

So I'm going to talk about a menace from Beyond the Stars.

I'm going to take the message of this podcast to heart.

Oh, and I'm going to pray about both of you.

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