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Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Comedy Interviews, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Stand-up

4.7 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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The gang discusses some CRAZY stories on today’s pod including severed limbs, Trisomy 21, and per usual, pooping our pants. Oh and Cracker of the Week is BACK, but with a TWIST! (01:49) Emily is wild (05:26) Cracker of the Week (18:41) Severed Head In A Bag (22:24) Dentist Makes Patients Swallow Semen (28:17) Bill Burr (34:31) Will Pooped His Pants (37:37) Emily’s High School Horror Story (42:07) Characters (59:12) More Characters (1:06:27) Dog Bit Owner’s Genitals Off (1:09:55) Live Citizens Update PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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