Lonely boys and close friends
Match Made in Manhattan
Katy Bellotte, Colbie Cassidy & Adam Harrison
4.6 • 695 Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Something feels… off this week. On the pod, we investigate the suspicious behavior happening on people’s close friends stories, give our thoughts on a certain rumored celebrity relationship, and Colbie brings up the male loneliness epidemic which takes us in several unexpected directions. We play a round of fruit love island (punch the monkey makes an appearance), relive our college glory days of Tour de Franzia, and unpack the absolute chokehold one specific Free People bralette had on our overall era. Adam shares a controversial take, and a listener writes in about an Airbnb situation involving a very questionable boyfriend. All of this and more on this week’s episode of Match Made in Manhattan.
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| 0:00.0 | A few weeks back, one of my friends told me that Liz told her that she was thinking of bringing |
| 0:04.2 | Dave to the Airbnb. This isn't fun. Yeah, I'm looking at a trip to Paris and some steak |
| 0:08.8 | freets and then all of a sudden it's a cock, you know? I don't know. Quite a lot of men seem to not be |
| 0:13.5 | lonely enough. All right, girls, I'm going to give you a pop quiz. |
| 0:25.8 | Oh, no. |
| 0:26.9 | Oh, my goodness. |
| 0:28.8 | Define apoplepsis. |
| 0:32.3 | The furthest point in the solar system. |
| 0:36.0 | In an orbit. |
| 0:36.8 | That's really good. In an orbit.. It's because you literally just told us. |
| 0:41.3 | Guys, seriously, though, if you had told me that? |
| 0:43.1 | He wouldn't know. |
| 0:44.3 | I wouldn't have remembered. |
| 0:45.5 | He wouldn't have heard. |
| 0:46.8 | I would have been like, I never heard that word of my entire life. |
| 0:49.0 | He would have been like, what word? |
| 0:50.8 | I forgot that Adam's new thing is not listening when people talk to him. |
| 0:54.1 | No, no, I'm getting better. I forgot that Adam's new thing is not listening when people talk to him. No, no, I'm getting |
| 0:54.6 | better. I'm getting, I'm getting better. Yeah, because a boy told him that he doesn't listen. |
| 1:01.7 | Yeah, it had to come down to a man telling you, because you don't listen to women when we speak. |
| 1:07.6 | No, I think it was actually just like so many people in a row telling me that I don't |
| 1:11.5 | listen that I was like, oh, this is the problem. I see. So it was like the volume. The volume all at |
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