Lone Wolf McQuade
Science Fiction Film Podcast (2019)
LSG Media
4.7 • 598 Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2019
⏱️ 135 minutes
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Summary
Episode Rundown
- 03:01 - Beer is Lone Wolf's spinach
- 03:56 - Popeye hangs himself with Olive Oil's legs
- 07:50 - Dean flaunts his honorary Mexican status
- 10:13 - The horse thief's monthly review
- 12:56 - $700 shirts and Matthew's proximity to a life of thieving
- 18:22 - Our relationship with Chuck Norris
- 24:15 - Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris vs. JCVD
- 32:26 - Hairy chests and dolphin smooth chests
- 36:10 - Soldier 70 D*cks
- 38:07 - L.Q. Jones and his chicken strips
- 42:14 - John Milius punching up the action and fixing your Fortnite brats.
- 44:57 - The Texas Rangers rabbit hole
- 55:05 - Getting to the bottom of David Carradine's death
- 59:20 - Does cumming have to be improved?
- 1:02:38 - Mom finds you passed out post-masturbation
- 1:17:37 - Chuck's double-breasted shirt
- 1:20:27 - A martial arts demonstration at a rodeo
- 1:36:57 - How to handle a strange woman cleaning your house
- 1:40:50 - Mud sex infections and masturbation with a trusted friend
- 2:03:50 - Argyle Sweater Boss vs. Working Class Hero
- 2:09:40 - An alternate and dark ending with dead Kayo
- 2:12:52 - Parting shots at the 'funny' listeners
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the science fiction film podcast by LSG Media. |
| 0:11.5 | I'm Dean. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm Matthew. |
| 0:13.4 | And on this week's episode, we're discussing Lone Wolf McQuaid from 1983, directed by Steve Carver. |
| 0:28.2 | Okay, you ready? |
| 0:29.9 | All right, |
| 0:30.7 | three and a two |
| 0:32.3 | and a one. |
| 0:39.9 | It's a fucking lonely whistle over here. |
| 0:42.9 | I can't do it. |
| 0:44.6 | I can't whistle on a mic. |
| 0:46.4 | Bitch. |
| 0:49.2 | Fucking. |
| 0:53.5 | E. Eno Morricone-esque. |
| 0:55.5 | Yeah, he might want to make a call to a lawyer. |
| 1:01.3 | He evidently worked on this thing. |
| 1:03.4 | Yeah, did he? |
| 1:04.7 | He did? |
| 1:05.5 | But then he was like, I don't think I'm going to put my name on it. |
| 1:08.3 | He's not the fucking score that does the score, though. |
| 1:09.6 | No, he's not. He's not, but he evidently helped with it in the initial stages. Yeah. So says the director. I don't fucking know. Yeah. Well. So he says. So says Steve Carver. I don't know if I love or hate this movie. That's kind of, it's hilarious. like I kind of love and hate it at the same time. |
| 1:11.0 | Oh, man. |
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