London Crime on the Down, Party swapping and Trump trying to buy Greenland - it's THE BUGLE 4365!
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🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Bugle, Andy is joined by Alice Fraser and Anuvab Pal, as they discuss Trump's Greenland spending spree, London's crime rate lowering, and a women busted for drugs, found in a bag labelled "Does Not Contain Drugs"
🇺🇸 Trump on Greeland: Andy, Alice and Anuvab breakdown Trump's old fashioned approach to trying to buy other people's land
💂 London's Crime on the Down: London's crime rate falling to it's lowest in a decade, but at what cost?
🇬🇧 Reform's Big New Signing: The three also break down Robert Jenrick's controversial move from the Tory Party to Nigel Farage's Reform.
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| 0:00.0 | The Bugle. |
| 0:11.1 | Hello, welcome to The Bugle. |
| 0:15.6 | This is issue 4,365 of the world's only ever |
| 0:20.2 | and one remaining audio newspaper for a visual world. |
| 0:23.6 | I am Andy Zaltman and as part of Elon Musk's reputation rehabilitating efforts. |
| 0:28.6 | He has let the bugle use as controversial AI Grok technology on this week's bugle |
| 0:33.6 | to make me sound like I'm wearing more clothes than I actually am. |
| 0:38.2 | I am not in fact wearing a full suit of armour, nor am I wearing a 1920s feather boa, |
| 0:44.2 | although they do suit me very well, and nor am I wearing flippers with bells on. |
| 0:48.7 | But such is the power of technology for once being used not to debase humanity. I am actually wearing |
| 0:55.8 | a white france made of lobsters. I always do that on the bugle. They're just a bit over-excited |
| 0:59.3 | today because of the two co-hosts who are joining me, favourites of the lobster community. |
| 1:06.5 | Joining me from Australia, Alice Fraser and from India, Anuvab Pal. Hello, both of you. |
| 1:12.0 | Hello, Andy. |
| 1:12.9 | I am delighted to be favoured of the lobster community, |
| 1:16.6 | although I think lobsters might be the name that the fan base of Jordan Peterson stands |
| 1:21.7 | call themselves or maybe are mockingly attributed that name by people who don't like them. |
| 1:28.1 | I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure that it's a Jordan Peterson lobster situation |
| 1:33.5 | because he thinks that lobsters get dopamine from fighting |
| 1:37.6 | but hasn't realized that for lobsters, dopamine is like not the same thing as it is for people. |
| 1:45.3 | I don't know if you've noticed, Andy, but people are not the same as lobsters. |
| 1:50.6 | Well, I mean, not everyone, Alice. |
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