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All right, so today we're going to be tasting ham.

Critics say some games are bad, but here on thumb cramps,

maybe this game is good.

Actually, you're listening to Thumbcrams.

A show for those whose thumbs are cracr cramping.

What's good listeners?

My God, it's another episode of Thumb Crams.

We're a game review podcast for everyone whose thumbs are crappie.

Holy crap. Dude, holy crap. I'm full of beans and vigor and piss and vinegar. Yeah. Because it's the start of a brand new month. An exciting month. The most exciting. Yeah. It's May, which every gamer would know is may be these games are good actually

yeah well here at thumb cramps HQ

we are going through games that got mixed or negative scores

yeah we say hey that's what the critics think but what about

what about the real critics? What about the only good critics in games

thumb cramps unless any of our friends of video game critics

then obviously they're also the only good critics in games yeah uh Stephamps. Unless any of our friends are video game critics, they're good too. Then obviously they're also the only good critics in games. Yeah. Steph Panaccio, she's a video game critic. One of the only good critics in games. Rubin is one of the only good critics in games. Pete Burns. Goose has not been on this show. So Gus, we don't know. We don't know where you stand, Exactly. Exactly. But before we get into today's game, we've got something equally, if not more important to talk about.

Yes. And that is today's guest. Yeah. Introducing for the first time in 2025, it's Cass Page. Yeah.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I'm full of that vinegar piss.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I piss in the vinegar. You piss in the vinegar? You piss in the vinegar? We live together and I use vinegar sometimes. That explains a lot. Cleaning stuff? Which I guess it's fine to clean stuff with piss. Yeah, I guess so. You clean jellyfish bites with piss. Yeah. because you're dirty with jelly food boys.

That's how it hurts you is you're too dirty. You clean jellyfish bites with piss. Yeah. Because you're dirty with jellyfish boys.

That's how it hurts you is you're too dirty. You're too dirty. You're too dirty, yeah. What happens if you just pissed in a bottle of vinegar, something bad would probably happen. Probably there'd be some reaction. Yeah, that'd be fine. Oh, okay. That's awesome. It wouldn't be like bad. It would just be something would happen.

I got stung by a jellyfish when I was a boy and no one, don't piss on it, I'm remembering.

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