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I'm Cecil and I'll be introducing our

dancers tonight we're joined by tap belly and ballroom Noah Eli and Tom I

bet Eli's less offended by being belly than he is by not being tap.

Yeah, it burns me again, no, it burns me once again.

I see, so it's less of a ballroom and more of a ball alcove.

Okay, it's like a ball niche.

Yeah.

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And with that all the way, tell us, Tom, what person, place, thing, concept, phenomenon, or event,

would we be talking about today?

We'd be talking today about Lola

Montez. Oh, are you ready to increase your word count with an intro paragraph

anecdote for us? I am, Cecil, and I'll read it slowly to drag it. Perfect. I gotta go

like someone to drink, so it'll work out. And one of the things that I think about

likely rather more often than I should is what kind of legacy I will leave

when I'm gone what kind of life I will have lived and what I will accomplish and sometimes I

even imagine that I may be doing okay in this department but But every once in a while I run across the

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