Hi there, I'm Laura Marie Sheinehalls. Welcome to Lohan Island, a sexy unique spin-off.

Previously on Lohan Beach Club. Okay.

I came to record and I went, are you ready for this journey to be over? And Laura was like, yeah, I'm sad.

And then we literally were like, there's still like eight more episodes. Yeah, this is like a 36 episode season.

We both, because I looked on Wikipedia and it only ends with episode 10, so I was like, okay, so this is over.

I've never known what's going on with this show, so it doesn't surprise me that it like is just continuing aimlessly.

But like I had emotionally and mentally, myself for this. I was like, we're done. Our final send off.

But now we're just in another episode. There's just more episodes. And I don't know how many.

When I was posting about this, I was like, last week I was like, God, the penultimate episode. Our journey is almost over.

And everyone was like, yeah, and I'm like, very incorrect. People are like, it's sad. They're like, what's next on the horizon? I don't know.

I don't know. We'd ask them, let us know what you want us to do. You did like a nice like, this has been such a great journey on your phone.

There's literally a tab more up as well. We're like midway through. Not in half way through. No.

But you know what? I'm happy. That's a good thing. Yeah, we're still making us. We're still in Mckennaus and...

God. Well, we need to talk about some things really fast before we... There's a lot that's happened this week.

The year of the scam continues. God. So we're talking about Felicity Huffington and Lori Lachlan are embroiled in the college scam of the century.

The century. We're truly 30 parents, I think. Very wealthy white, mostly white people. Paid lots of money.

Extremely amounts of money to get their kids into nice schools. Yeah. Like we're talking... Basically what it was for anyone who doesn't know, which I'm surprised.

Yesterday or the day before, right? Yeah. The day before it came Tuesday.

Tuesday. It came out that a bunch of parents paid this company headed by this guy named Mark Singer to...

Basically, they paid them to scam colleges into getting their kids into it. Yeah.

So they all together paid somewhere close to $30 million. This guy made $30 million or $25 to $30 million.

He would basically help parents with their kids, ACT scores. To cheat them.

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